The Republic of New Ajakanistan is a massive, orderly nation, renowned for its state-planned economy, punitive income tax rates, and suspicion of poets. The compassionate, cynical population of 2.94 billion New Ajakanistanians are ruled with an iron fist by the socialist government, which grants its people the freedom to do whatever they like so long as it doesn't involve getting richer than anybody else or challenging the government.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Law & Order, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 66.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but sluggish New Ajakanistanian economy, worth 67.8 trillion Ajaki pounds a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Door-to-door Insurance Sales and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is 23,053 Ajaki pounds, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Droves of former desperados are applying to join the border police, reporters who negatively comment on politicians' haircuts are cut from the news, Pangolins are considered a delicacy, and surveillance cameras are banned. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. New Ajakanistan's national animal is the Pangolin, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

New Ajakanistan is ranked 44,860^th in the world and 152^nd in Concord for Safest, scoring 104.2 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.